Man or Bear, the Questionnaire
You are all alone, lost in the woods. Would you rather run into
a bear
or
a man
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a bear
or
a woman
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a bear
or
a small family
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a polar bear
or
a man
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a grizzly bear, surrounded by her cubs
or
a man
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a bear
or
your co-worker Greg who nobody likes
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a bear
or
Idris Elba, 2018's Sexiest man alive
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A single red wolf
or
Tom Hanks
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a wooly mammoth
or
a man
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a bear-man
or
a bare man
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Harambe
or
a man
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Aragog
or
a man
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thirty to fifty feral hogs
or
a man
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Pablo Escobear aka Cocaine Bear
or
Sauron before losing the one Ring
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a bear
or
Stephen King furiously writing IT
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a sloth bear running directly at you
or
Winston Churchill back from the dead
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a bear
or
a manbearpig
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a bear
or
b bear
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a bear
or
a child that wants to show you something
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a bear
or
a beehive stuffed with salmon heads
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a bear
or
actual cannibal Shia LaBeouf
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three Uruk-hai
or
five witches arrayed in a pentagram staring at you unblinkingly
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